KMart Kid

KMart Kid is the protagonist of Chow Chop's play through of Dark Souls III. He is a pyromancer / rain dancer (as referred to by the Black Wizard) He is a oddly shaped being that has light pink hair and a green beard. He also has a white star tattoo that runs down the left side of his face and his eyes are covered by his forehead.

 Lore 

Not much is know about the KMart Kid other than that sometime ago he was in an event know as 'The Great Sea Of the BP Oil Spill' which as a result of being in this event Kmart Kid's skin was drenched with oil changing it to a black color and for some reason his beard to a grassy green color. The Black Wizard also gave him the name 'KMart Kid' which could suggest that he could be related to him in some way. As time passes forward KMart kid go's through drastic changes of being a Fallen knight/ Pyromancer and confesses to the Black Wizard that he cannot see for he was abandoned his whole life.